1. ashholeirwin:

    remember when liam and niall called that girl who won the star caller contest thing and they were like why are you whispering and she was like im in class rn and liam was like oh no im so sorry go back to learning and niall was like can u sneak out

    (via nialllhoran)

  2. hottea4hotties:

    This will never not make me laugh

    (Source: topfunnystuff, via marina-and-the-hymens)

  3. ok im tired of the bullshit

    gangrelatedactivity:

    wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

    (via pemsylvania)

  4. cumforuscake:

    j0ngin-s:

    youngbaejimin:

    your-guidingsheikah:

    anicolehazza:

    hrrysdiana:

    un-be-fucking-lievable:

    sburb-related-things:

    lalalarrystylinsonn:

    Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick. 

    If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

    If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. 

    This is not fake. 

    Oh fluff, this was on the news today.

    son of a…

    FUCK.

    i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted

    LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

    OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDDD!!!!!! I WAS LIKE… YEA THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BULL SHIT POST…. SO I TRY TO LOOK FOR THE FACE BEHIND THE CLOSET. AND THEN I FOUND IT. OH SHIT

    FUCKING SCARY SHIT ASDFAJSDLK DX

    im sorry guys im not taking any chances D;

    JESUS CHRIST

    fluffing fluff

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8bdt7avg1qgy8qw.gif

    OKAY DIRECTIONERS I KNOW THIS IS NOT A ONE DIRECTION POST BUT I AM ACTUALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    holy shit what I’m sorry but holy shit

    guys it looks like a mix between chucky and a vampire i’m not reblogging for the warning i just wanted to share that with you

    why am i doing this

    sorry everyone, I am superstitious and enjoy not being slaughtered

    I’m sorry I love my life

    why the fuck did i have to see this?! 

    mother fuckin sorry guys

    TOO YOUNG TO DIE HAVENT EVEN MET BTS YET

    IM SORRY OH GODD FUCK SHIT

    AHH SHIZ IM SCARED FOR LIFE SORRY 5SOS FANDOM IM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

    (via baguettesaremylove)

  5. "

    'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

    'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

    You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

    The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

    You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

    "

    this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.

    men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy

    (via fluts)

    (Source: typewriterdaily, via allmonds)

  6. scrotumcoat:

    get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

    (via trenchers-of-hogwarts)

  7. malformalady:

    Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

    (via condom)

    its-charlie-bradbury:

    jensenaackles:

    supernatural au

    Dean born as a girl (Deanna played by Amber Heard)

    this is really well done jesus

    (Source: chnspine, via britishgovt)