shep689:

dekutree:

egg-tampon:

dekutree:

zealknight:

dekutree:

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch 

geography

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

geology

visacredit:

ummm…

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

I don’t know what they are called, the spaces between seconds – but I think of you always in those intervals. —Salvador Plascencia (via clavicola)

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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escalusia:

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

There’s 9 Types of Intelligence, just remember that and if anyone tells you otherwise, just shove with picture in their face

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hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing